The Dairy Amphetamine Man.

Hazel; you have a clone on loadreadyrun.com who has been taken part in the Desert Bus For Hope.

And really that's my only problem. I'm too educated to fit with those around me without mockery and too poor to fit in with those with education. I'm too much of a blow in to be accepted around here and to much of an outsider to be liked in Belfast.
I'm too Anglicize, so I get called a Plastic Paddy at home and too Irish to so I get called Spud Pick Mick while away.
I'm too much of a drinker to be a writer and too much of a writer to be a drinker. I'm far too much conservative to be a liberal and far too liberal to be conservative. I'm a pessimistically optimist and a nihilistic humanitarian.
I fill the middle ground neatly but its only me and the there are splinters on the fence.

I just can't fit in.

Today I got stuck with a moment of clarity that hit so hard I near fell over.

I relsied I'm stuck I a job I cannot get out of and if I don't try then I will be unable to do anything with my life and it will be up shitter creek.

Worest the jobs that I see on monster or job finder seem to be for people that comunacte only in buzz words.

I finly pulled my figer out and joined Amnesty International today on a years membership. I also found out my joing bossed the local area Amnesty membership by 25%.

Oh.

( Vampyr-1932 )

( Whistle And I'll Come To You )

The Raven: Read by Christopher Walken

More fun than a barrel of rascist monkeys.

Oh that was good. Turly I've never had that much enjoyment from that show. It was akin to watching the long drawn out death rattle. Just watching him squirm gave me a sense of plesure.

Oh my it was good.

Bonnie Greer is now one of my heroes.

I've got to go into work tomorrow. Not happy about that. Main reason is my lungs feel like they have been violated with a cheese greater.

It really does hurt and the worest thing, I don't even have a high temp. Quite the opposite infact. My body temp has been quite low.

Lot of panic back stage and it seemed to run to larper time (started half an hour late).

It ran smoothly though in the end. Nothing majorly bad happend. Got five hundred for one auction peace.

Right now I'm quite tired and might be comeing down with something so please forgive the spelling.

Back in work...same place different campaign. Working on the flu line full time and walking away with £180 after tax a week. Not bad and as jobs go its pretty quite. Three calls an hour per person is what is know as a busy day.

Most don't have swine flu, many just have seasonal flu but the antiviral is been given out to must people with flu symptoms. Possible to free up doctor time for those that get swine flu.

Don't think the help line will be there for much longer, once the vaccine has came out later this month the campaign will close and I'll be looking for another job. But hey Christmas is coming and money is getting tight.

Other than that nothing else to report on. Nothing really happened in way of Birthday, I'm doing floor manger at a charity show. I'm really thinking about going to work of a charity. And I don't mean one of those street collectors I mean something that involves me going out to those places and helping out.

...my brother came over....
...I witnessed and was nearly in a massive accident in Dublin involving a double decker and a Luas tram in Dublin...
...seen my brothers girl friend almost get washed into the sea at the Giants Causeway when she got hit by a freak wave while posing for a photo...
...thats about it...

Apparently yelling out "BY THE POWER OF CUNT RELEASE THE GENITAL SHEWS!" is cause to get chucked out of a baptism.

Who knew?

I am convinced that my left testical has become self aware and plans to take over the rest of my body.

Nothing for it.

Got to be removed.

...Right a while ago I was watching a run of Quatermass and the Pitt on RTE the other month and it got me think about a show called Invasion: Earth, a Quatermass like show on the BBC in 1998. Did anyone else get to see it? I have vauge memories of it. It had chtullu esc things terring the shit out of the Highlands and harvisting humans into bio-machines, a downed craft in World War 2 and hybrids. It only ran for one season , couldn't work beyond that really.

So, does anyone else remember it?

Some Irish movies that never made it to screen